Tuesday, August 30, 2005
slap me, im cockroach!
there was once a flying cockroachupon our chia's room encroached
flying belly impregnate, what a cock-encroached state!
cock-a-roach, baygon baygon baygon
cock-a-roach, begone begone begone
my 3:14am blessings for your room. hall 5. by the expressway, with 6am traffic.
buy pandan! and baygon, of course.
ting
fuck at 3:02 AM
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
help me!!
i need to do this observational study about consumer behavior...can't do anything to affect their normal patternany ideas?
stuck stuck
must be beneficial to a company.
e.g. borders allow browsing, but kinokuniya does not.
observe crowd at borders, see how many buy after browsing. come up with statistics
help...i don't wanna do something similar...any ideas?
anyway here's the
-WORD OF THE DAY-
soi-disant • \swah-dee-ZAHNG (the final "NG" isn't pronounced, but the vowel is nasalized)\ • adjective
: self-proclaimed, so-called
ah chia at 12:08 AM
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Good while it lasted
-The monster-
fuck at 12:17 AM
Monday, August 22, 2005
hey my expensives.....!!!ooooh a really eventful start for this semester
bz bz bz
how are all of Uuuu?
yy check out this guy quite cute, shi he ni...
i got my minor~~im a happy girl
if u have time let's go out this weekend?
yy says she has this high five event
but let's just do something short?
maybe tau hway at lil' india...or prata at china town?
t-i-n-g how's the roaring? over? or
somebody tell me why i can't type chinese...
they appear as 老娘要写华文字！i don't know why
just finished filming this idiotic clip for my marketing project ahahaha....im having a hell of a good time here in university...hope it never ends. will post it here if we manage to finish in time
update me about all of you!!
"something will have to be done..."------------the BEACH.
oooh i wanna tan.....bring me on a tan date somebody.
xingyee reVAMPed!
ah chia at 6:03 PM
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
date me, i am korean!
What was wrong with u until these days? I worried about u. A u ok? Why don't u c cinema with me on this movie day?- a certain korean guy at the library-
fuck at 12:08 AM
Monday, August 15, 2005
gym rats
So, after last semester’s sinful late night bingeing and putting on rather astounding visible weight, I bought myself a gym membership.A gym membership alright!
It must have all started after horseback-riding. Ah my aching limbs. It’s not funny when you are barely in your mid-twenties and you can hardly withstand the tension in your muscles, excluding the constant friendly reminder from ma that I cannot wear white tops because “like that can see la” and I really wouldn’t want Wendy’s mom to start freaking me with diabetes and shit. Although she does kindly prep us on why you can only eat 2 hours after workout because your “mao xi kong shi zhang kai de” (open pores) ; will absorb everything your body takes in.
“Hen kuai hui fa pang de…” (argh!!)
Aerobics class was intimidating. Fat girls too. I mean really FAT girls are intimidating. They memorized the foot works, ah the entire routine! And they have better stamina than I do! Hmmm okay, one fat girl especially. I almost hyperventilated and wrenched her short neck when she scrutinized me with her slit-like foxy eyes. I felt compelled to not screw up my hand-feet coordination otherwise she might just secretly mock my handicap.
That's why I have un-stretchable calves for 3 days.
Ey, apparently, males do feel threatened in the presence of another stronger counterpart. All that chauvinist bit in them just died. Blame on their raging testosterone and the fear of appearing physically weaker than a fellow mate.
Oh yes, and this Asian guy (might be Korean), came into the gym, pasar-malam-attired, complete with absolutely frictionless slippers, eased himself on the treadmill and started his flip-flopping or flick-flaking or plick-placking. As if it wasn’t annoying enough, he began throwing wild punches into the air and constantly looking at his right reflection. Ah some boxer-wannabe. I thought he should accessorize himself with a parang; I would look at him from the poolside and do a nanny-nanny-poo-poo while he brandishes his weapon.
More workouts.
More workouts.
More!
fuck at 8:32 AM
Thursday, August 11, 2005
roaring sickness
hey fucke-rsthought i have been a silent too little. make some noise! was what i have been hearing the past few days. ah chia, nice seeing you at neighborly ndp+ fireworks celebration. yi-ke, if you were here, we would have watched in the extra-deluxe-superior-many-bedded-every-amenity-included balcony of your house. itzlily did you watch it from jurong? sim mama, ah, must be quite another kind of view from 18 storeys high up in central singapore right?
im now in hall. chia, i tell you, i am worse off than you. there is a construction site behind hall, and from 830 till 6.30 daily i am constantly annoyed by the banging and piling and drilling! and the little quiet things known as dust! and now as i am typing thing, dateless for that formal dinner thing i attended with a certain mr.you.look.like.a.girl.i.liked.last.time (you all remember who?), and now waiting for mr. lion king to finish french class and save me from din to den. it is noisy inside outside upstairs downstairs everywhere! argh. and home. home has a few wretched families who are happily enjoying screw-the-neighbor renovations.
i am increasingly irritated as i type. i cant even hear myself typing, although i am pounding on each letter and punctuation!!!!
how nice ike, to ride horses.
so, on to animals, i know i hate animals. but recently, a lion i know lost all of his mane. i thought it a cute tamed pet and entered the den again.
roar! the pollution makes me literally very sick. i feel asphixiated really. plus the noise. i must have been pollution-cursed in bangkok. promise to show u some pictures, and words about the trip.
oh i feel like throwing up. think im going to take a shower, and hopefully the semi-existing curtain of water would shield away the sickening. make walls not wars.
oh i found someone who might use our vampire story. yay film!
ting a ling a ting a ding dong chiang! chong! chiang!
ps. chia, maybe i should live with you for a while. be your temp roomie if the real one isnt here yet?
fuck at 6:50 PM
Saturday, August 06, 2005
food junkie
Down-under's alternative to cheezels
fuck at 11:55 PM
just horsin' around
Do not kick your horse while it's taking a piss. Not if you can endure multiple orh-chehs like i did.
fuck at 4:01 PM
叶子的离开，是因为风的追求，还是树的不挽留？
Some popular e-literature i ripped off the net. Enjoy.
******叶子的离开******
树的告白： 会叫树的原因，是因为我擅长画水彩画，最爱画树，久而久之，我的画作右下方索性以一棵树来代表我。
高中三年交过五个女朋友，有一个女孩子，我很爱她，却迟迟不敢追，她没有美丽的面孔，没有姣好的身材，没有撩人的魅力，一个再平凡不过的女孩子。我喜欢她，真的真的很喜欢她，喜欢她的单纯，她的直率，她的可爱，她的智障，她的脆弱。
不追她的原因，也许是潜意识觉得平凡如她配不上我； 也许是因为怕在一起后，一切的好感都会消失； 也许是怕外人的指指点点伤害了她； 也许是觉得，她会是我的，不用急着为了她而放弃一切。
最后这个原因，让她陪了我三年，让她看着我和别的女孩子厮混了三年，让她心痛了三年。
她很想当一个好演员，但我却像一个严苛的导演。我和第二个女朋友在厕所接吻，被她撞见，她尴尬的笑笑说：「Go on！”然后跑掉，第二天，她眼睛肿得跟核桃一样，我故意不去猜想是谁让她哭成这样，嘲笑了她一天，她在所有人都回家后，在教室哭了起来，她不知道练球回来拿东西的我，看了她一个多小时。我的第四个女朋友，一直很不喜欢她，有次她们两个吵了起来，我知道依她的个性不会去惹事，但我还是护着女朋友，她被我吼了一下后，愣住，眼泪滑了下来，我无视她的眼泪，陪女友走出教室，第二天，她依旧嘻嘻哈哈的和我开玩笑，我知道她很难过，但她不会知道我的心不比她好受。
当我和第五个女朋友分手时，我约她出去玩，玩了一天，我对她说：「我有事要对妳说。”她说：「真巧，我也有事要对你说。”「我和她分手了。”「我和他在一起了。”我知道「他”是谁，他追她也有一阵子了，是个蛮可爱的男孩子，活泼有趣，充满了热情，追她追得满城风雨。我不能表现自己的心痛，只能笑笑地恭喜她，但当我回到家，心中的痛楚强烈得令我无法承受，像有个千斤重的石头压在我胸口，我无法呼吸，想大叫却叫不出来，眼泪竟然滑了下来，我掩面大哭，多少次，我也看着她为了那个不愿承认的人掩面大哭。
毕业典礼时，我在手机上发现了一封简讯，这是十天前，我掩面大哭时传来的，只是我一直没有去开过机。
叶子的离开，是因为风的追求，还是树的不挽留。”
叶子的告白：
高中时，喜欢蒐集叶子，why？ 因为我觉得，一片叶子要离开它长期依赖的树，好勇敢哩！
高中三年，我和一个男孩子很好，不算男女朋友那种好，是好朋友那种好，但是，在他交第一个女朋友时，我学会了一种不该有的感觉，吃醋，心中的酸，不是一颗柠檬可以比喻，那就像是100颗臭酸的柠檬，酸到不行，他们只在一起两个月，当他们分手，我还得掩饰自己心中强烈的喜悦，但是一个月后，他和另一个女孩子在一起。
我喜欢他，也知道他喜欢我，可是，他为什么总是不追我呢？明明喜欢彼此，为什么不行动？每当他交一个女朋友，我就心痛一次，一次又一次的打击，让我不禁怀疑，是我一厢情愿吗？不爱我，为什么要对我那么好？他对我的好，已经不是普通朋友可以做到。喜欢一个人，好难过，我可以清楚的知道他的喜好，他的习惯，唯独他对我的感觉，我猜不透，难道要我这个女孩子去开口吗？
尽管如此，我还是想在他身边，关心他，陪他，爱他，也许算是一种等待的行为，等待他回来爱我，就像每天晚上等他的电话，等他的简讯，我知道，就算他再忙，也会拨出一些时间给我。这样的等待，陪了我三年，等待是难熬的，是令人想放弃的，但等到的那一刹那，让人第二天会继续等下去。这样的煎熬，这样的痛苦，这样的幸福，这样的矛盾，陪了我三年。
直到三年级下学期，高二一个学弟喜欢上我，每天的热情追求，令我从一开始的拒绝，渐渐愿意挪出我心房的一些位置给他。他像一阵温柔而持久的风，撩拨我这片摇摇欲坠的叶子，到最后，我发现我已经不想只留一点点的位置给这阵风，我知道这阵风，会带我这片伤痕累累的叶子，到更幸福的地方。
于是我离开了树，树只是笑笑，没有挽留。
叶子的离开，是因为风的追求，还是树的不挽留。”
风的告白：
因为我喜欢的女孩子叫叶子，因为她有一棵令她依恋的树，所以我要当一阵风，一阵呵护她的风。
第一次看见她，是高二我转来一个月后的事，个子小小的她坐在球场旁，一双眼凝视着同和我在球场的学长，每天的社团时间，她总会坐在那里，一个人，和朋友，她的眼光依旧凝视着他，当他和女孩子打打闹闹，她的眼中有泪，当他看向她，她的眼中有笑。看她成了我的习惯，就像她爱看他。
有一天她没来，我心中没来由的焦虑与不安，我无法解释那种感觉，除了不安，还是不安，而且那学长竟然也不在。我冲去他们教室，躲在外面，看着学长骂她，她的眼泪，他的离去。
第二天，她依旧坐在场边，看着他，我走过去，对她笑一笑，拿了张纸条给她，她先是惊讶的看着我，然后笑笑地收下。
隔天，她拿着纸条出现在我面前，然后离开。
叶子的心太沉重，风吹不动。”
不是叶子的心太沉重，是叶子根本就不想离开树。”
我回给她这段话后，她渐渐会和我说话，收我的礼物，接我的电话。
我知道她喜欢的不是我，但我还是有毅力一定要让她喜欢上我，四个月内我告白了不下20次，每一次她都转移话题，但我还是不会放弃，我决定要的人，我就一定会给它追过来！
一直到不知道第几次的告白，出了口，虽然知道她一定会又说到别的事，但还是有一丝丝希望她的答应，没想到她都不说话，「妳在干嘛？怎么不说话？”我对着话筒说。
我在点头。”
啊？”我不敢相信自己的耳朵。
我在点头！”她大声叫。
我甩掉电话，匆匆披上一件衣服，上了机车，冲去她们家按门铃，当她开门的那一刹那，紧紧抱住她。
叶子的离开，是因为风的追求，还是树的不挽留
fuck at 12:32 AM
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
tongue-xercise
Try pronouncing these words (places):Mudgeeraba
Coolangatta
Toowoomba
Wollongong
Wongawallan
Thargomindah
Dirranbandi
Repeat the sequence ten times.
I did, was tongue-tied, literally.
fuck at 11:25 PM
excursion to willy wonka's factory anyone?
fuck at 11:20 PM