Monday, November 28, 2005
sim wears the pants with a pink belt!
have we ever seen such a sim before? women beware women! at face value, other than sim, the blue dressed and the short haired behind the blue dressed and the green dressed beside these two look like mediacorp potentials(no big deal). at face value that is (which is no big deal too). im glad sim is wearing the pants. somehow its just more unpretentious, as in this static photo. of course, judgments should be made different levels. and biasness ought to be confined within our circle. so lets not say more till we know better. oh the guys look good. in fact, better. i hope they can speak, of cos, no better than sim! sim beware green!
timtams at 12:08 AM
Thursday, November 24, 2005
summer diary
ah i was so busy moving, i forgot( totally!) about sim's birthday!! oh no, and liqi said there'll be a celebration tomorrow..gee, this sucks, but will find time to compensate ya?anyway, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO THE LOVELY SIM!
i have this sudden urge to upload this picture of sim taken two years ago, with her favourite orange tee then and the infamous puerile "V"s, and since she is due to debut on national tv, this should allow some publicity. hahaha
there you go...
as of now, this post will be boring cos im bored, so so so bored that im utterly lost for ideas to spend the rest of my summer in brisbane. so i was saying, moving, yes, moving house literally drains the essence of the body.
this was my lovely bachelorette's pad in the city:
now it has been reduced to a shambling wreckage:
and this:
i think we really made a mess outta the apartment, the cleaning companies, especially the carpet cleaners, are going to have a hard time. tsk tsk tsk.
oh and look what i found..
i bought this in my first sem! still in the food cabinet! haha wanted to show sim but forgot to stash it in my samsonite when i went back in july. haha.. jielun looks ugly here, with stubbies on his chin and shit, yucks. eh, sim give you..your belated birthday present. wahaha.
ah, im supposed to be having roti prata now! ugh, frequent summer storms and the view outside trump's apartment further add on to my misery
so home, so singapore! boohoo..
and as if it isn't terrible enough, the first two weeks of summer will be spend waitingf for tuesday's blockbuster offer day, when dvds can be rented at insanely cheap AUD$1.95, so these are my week's supply:
there was a brief moment where jennifer aniston's breasts failed to escape from the cameras in a supposedly discreet sex scene. chey...
the worse thing about my summer refugee camp, is to share a toilet with two men. trump's apartment has two toilets, but we can't use the housemate's cos her mom is A BITCH who refuses to pay the apartment bond, exaggerates her daughter's complains and has a ridiculous husband who spout profanities like a muderous loanshark.
nevermind her.
the toilet seat is always up! they were never considerate to put down the seat for me when i need.
and they smell like me. otherwise, i smell like them. ah we all smell the same! pantened and johnsoned, which might also explain the recent tight bonding we shared. eews, how creepy.
damn, i should be sleeping, will be picnicking at the coast tomorrow. long drive, will be back on the 8th dec!
fuck at 1:25 AM
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
给: 沈昀颖
oh hey i'm sorry i can't attend your tvee debut although i really really love to, and to see what mediacorp station looks like (hah!). i'm sure you'll make it through, shall participate in the poster-making as soon as i get back la. good luck -muacks-fuck at 2:05 AM
very very late announcement..
i know...sorry...i wouldn't be back on the 23rd as scheduled. disappointing cos i thought i can have roti prata for breakfast this week and i don't have to handwash my clothes like some primitive slum dweller. ugh.
- my apartment is due for carpet-cleaning, house-cleaning (balcony, toilet, etc) and pest control which will probably cost me three balenciagas (?!).
- accomodation for next semester has to be settled asap. house-hunting was brief last week, only view tenneriffe's dakota apartments and another property which hasn't got a webbie. though the suburb is further off, comparing the driving distance from city to uni (estimate yishun to amk) and from tenneriffe to uni (estimate yishun to newton), the property is loft-styled, has high celling, facing the outdoor metre lap pool, ah simply too cool for poor uni students like us.
- shifting is REALLY A CHORE, excluding the need for testosterone-oozing men to collect cardboxes, carrying and moving sealed boxes containing five identical labels of michelle's clothes, michelle's cosmetics, felicia's files and papers, michelle's books, felicia's toiletries, knives (caution!), pots and more pots and bowls and more bowls, seemingly endless!!!
- and because australia charge you for every bloody damn service, i have to make calls to energex, telstra and origin (electricity, phoneline and gas) to terminate the accounts cos its ridiculous to pay empty bills equivalent of a bali resort trip. pui!
- im homeless and seeking refuge at trump's and the obvious tension present within and between trump and "my-house-mate-is-a-bitch" is too tacky to handle.
- mich doesn't want to share a toilet with marcus, y'know like a boy-girl thing, and this slick apartment might just remedy the problem.
- ooh, this swanky property in chinatown is loft-styled, i like!!
will be back on either 4/5/6 dec. see you then. lots of happenings!
fuck at 12:58 AM
Sunday, November 20, 2005
oooh! i love those Loafers! look at em'.....i like everything actually, except for that pregnancy
ah chia at 6:30 AM
Friday, November 18, 2005
ta dah!
catch her here while she's missing....the show's not fun anymore without her.
but here's all the action!
ah chia at 7:52 PM
Thursday, November 17, 2005
suns and daughters of singapore
ike especially for you, in prep for your return to recently sunny singapore.here's a all in one, served neat and tidy in(credible?) evidence, article links, mongers mails, paparazzi pictures etc etc:
http://xialanxue.blogspot.com/
this is a reporter's.
oh ike, tell us about russians in australia . im sick of toilet bowl rights. After xialanxue, let's move on from dawn to the rest of the day.
and from the notion of plastic surgery. ike refrain. we need money to rent our house. we can age like timberlake and clooney do. ok, i know the their female counterparts age that way, but let's not be sexist, neither male nor female. neither male nor female. neither male nor female. i hope they havent neglected the male bloggers in their search for the hottest blogger. if they did, then they are sexist. peace with sexes. no differences.
timtams at 12:12 AM
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Anyway, I did every other thing but reading my materials. And every other thing includesAnd every other thing also includes mindless surfing, reading tabloids, secretly mocking at celebrities who had nasty pictures of cellulites aplenty, drunken misdemeanors and other unslightly fat and ugly contorted facial expressions taken and published by vindictive paparazzis. To derive pleasure from their stupidity maybe, easiest attempt to feel better after my arghhh academic saga. Hmm, look what I found...
People Magazine's Sexier with Age
And my favourite! Need not explain further.
fuck at 12:45 AM
It's not difficult to see why chia has a fetish for old men.
fuck at 12:43 AM
N'sync's "Tearin' up my heart" days v.s Mr Timberlake's polished image. I used to think he was the ugliest member of all boy bands, heh.
fuck at 12:40 AM
curse indeed
I barely scraped through the group assignment, all because of that irresponsible Russian.I'm so so so ruined, so so so devastated.
She (my lecturer) said she would get back to me, with a positive answer at least... she should know that ASIANS DON'T FREAKING PAY A RIDUCULOUS SUM OF FEES TO BE PUSHED AROUND BY SOME BIG FAT RUSSIAN BULLY. THIS IS FUCKING ABSURD. ARGH!!!
fuck at 12:01 AM
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
curse
Ever heard of grass that shrill?Curse the hall for grass cutting at this time of the day.
Curse the hall for bad sound proofing.
Curse the hall for poisoning exam-studying undergraduates along with mosquitoes.
Curse the hall for murdering neutrons at this time of the year.
Curse the hall for serving breakfast with over-hardened or over-softened kopi-tiams leftovers
Curse the hall for illing residents with unwashed chickens and seaweed, every day.
Curse the hall for producing mutated ugly fat residents because they had to eat microwaved-mutated sausages nightly. ugliness spread.
Curse the hall office for its opaque money sucking, and its windows for their transparent room tanning.
Curse the hall for shit spewed toilet bowls, because they serve shit stews everyday.
Curse the hall for hiring toilet cleaners who only grunt, curse behind backs, skive, listen to malay gossip, toss hundred-dollar shoes with used toilet mops and lead complainers to trouble with their piteous pretences.
Curse the hall for making me want to go home today, and everyday after.
Curse the hall for all the grass and moss that fail to becalm.
Curse the hall for all i have become.
girls men( i understand why chen lili calls us this, she's is a graceful feminist) i need to bitch. i am locked up here most of time this half a year and i am finally going mad with this sort of life. i need to run away! i have a ugly fat wagging neighbor who inspires scorn powerful enough for me to dig her eyes,to twist 360degress her pinched fat cheek. i want to slap her, i want to spit on her, i want to dig deep into her feet bones, i want to pull her hair all out!
chia, find a money making scheme i am ready to live with you! i need to live with you people! i need my peaceful neighborhood! i need to run away as i told you!
timtams at 4:35 PM
Monday, November 14, 2005
I was part of Brisbane's bomb scare just an hour ago. -shudders-
Bus no. 407, my favourite, equivalent of an aussified 852. So the university rocket bus was unusually late today, very, very late (normally the bus time-table is pretty accurate). The university only bus-stop looked as if brimming with school kids waiting for bus uncles and aunties; non-stop flirting/teasing/joking and sporadical laughters from the Taiwanese-Malaysian group nearby (don't ask me why, I just knew).40 minutes later, a smilely face smeared in sick tomato red sauce was smudged on the bus window, right beside me. Ironically for me to find this playfulness sick because I play with leftovers on everyone's plate in the most disgustingly obscene manner and weird as it was, dear dear 407 did not follow its assigned st lucia-toowong-auchenflower-city route which putting it simply, instead of going towards city, it went against. On normal days, the bus ride would have taken 10 minutes to reach city, it bloody took 45 minutes circling and re-circling the entire suburbs like a day trip tour bus.
It really didn't occur to me that Brisbane will be targeted by terrorists, seriously, I thought Sydney or Canberra or even Melbourne would be (choy!) first attacked or bombed, otherwise, Gold Coast would be of a more likely choice. Eariler, before leaving trump's house for my afternoon paper, I tried checking the bus timetable but the schedule page was blank, even after refreshing for the n number of times. Technical glitch maybe. No, no no no they were uploading this red alert!!!
Good thing it was an empty threat, good thing I left home early, good thing.
Oh I forgot to tell you that I met 2 women wearing lizards on them, yucks, on the same street and barely 5 steps apart. A goth inspired lizard tattoo noir, 5cm tail at least, on a woman's right arm and this other elderly woman with a gold textured lizard brooch above her left breast, far too sinister to ignore, these bad bad things.
Ah yes, will be back on island Singapura 23rd Nov, taking the mid-night flight on business-class. wahaha. expect an obscene cargo of timtams. -muacks-
fuck at 5:37 PM
i didnt know there was a november chopin
until yesterday. people who are going chinatown please help me get one of those china-import $6 versions.i didnt see sim on tvee until this evening after a long-lost ex-classmate sms-ed to verify if it was sim on channel u.
i didnt know harry potter's showing in less than a week until hearing my sister complain about advance tickets getting sold out
i didnt know i was so out of touch. with jielun, old friends, outstanding friends, and harry potter. all of which used to occupy such definitive slots in my heart-table.
timtams at 12:58 AM
project slim sim
(偶像--style):考试中的朋友, 大家好不好?
考试前的朋友!好不好?
后面的朋友!你们好不好？
大家好 ！今天很高兴能来到这里，跟大家宣布这则消息：
Let's leave the chinese hooha to simama.
girls men, we need a big cardboard banner, by the 28th, on which day all of us will be in the audience of MEDIACORP, brandishing banners like secondary girls. sim has requested a surprise. whatever that means to her, her name in orange ? we must outdo the other supporters and get as much camera attention. cos, more camera time means more popularity means higher chances of winning.
when do your exams end? mine's from 22nd-28th 7pm.
ihave no idea what form our slogan/message will take. just refrain from the kinds of "sly". quick quick decide on colors/scheme:glitter-glamour? loud-neon?
better for it to be in chinese. heres how to write her name: 沈昀颖 storm your brain from here? shen dian xia zai yun shang duo ying er chu.
timtams at 12:28 AM
Saturday, November 12, 2005
who says men can't multi-task?
Amid the pressures of exams, its amazing how they find time to indulge in fragging and waiting for the blonde dye to settle despite being severely myopic, simultaneously.
I fragged those creatures in half-life too. -smirks-
fuck at 12:18 AM
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
so i suddenly realised the surprise is not a surprise....
i could finally put this up!have been meaning to upload but thought can show only when the cat's out of the bag
ahahahah so yeah! this is our first attempt at being a fan~
sorry for blur pic! lousy samsung! anyway liq stole all the limelight...ahahah nice! not skirt yo~
ah chia at 6:30 AM
note pk's happy eyes behind+1st time we see ah dong and dunno who...who ah liq?
ah chia at 6:29 AM
3...0...5...8! The one most anti-climaxed....
ah chia at 6:28 AM
1st time at tcs!
ah chia at 6:27 AM
pk's poking at my nose
ah chia at 6:26 AM
liq learning how to speak to temp maid...
ah chia at 6:25 AM
You scored as French. French!
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yay ike! A France la vie prochaine!
timtams at 2:36 AM
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
 | You scored as French. French!
C'est ma vie. Viva la France! |
fuck at 6:10 PM
Saturday, November 05, 2005
yeah that was a handy site right?keep it near to heart. in this new village u never know who u'll be meeting for the next project heh.
yes i have trouble studying.
i watched on the news somewhere one minute of tv is enough to stupidify a person.
wonder if it's still valid if i watch it on the computer?--->heh. this statement sufficient proof?
i suppose the dissonance is a deliberate attempt to make myself feel better if i get a bad grade.
ya know wat i mean?
like if i D-ed the subject it's because i didn't study hard enough and not that im an airhead who cant even do well in Business...booo...low-esteem alert.
yea...i've fallen
fallen into the pithole
but don't worry about me!
as usual i will climb out of the well an academic sadako...post exam.
and recooperate to the common state and live the life of a commoner.
peasant. will i die a peasant? a pheasant hah?!
tomato. to ma to.
ok xinister is once again near the brim of being bonkas...
but before i reach that side of the cycle.
msg me when u have time to see if i'm dead ok?
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someday.
sometime.
somewhere.
i'll make it big.... a fat one.
ah chia at 2:30 AM
time is of the essence, she said
what is november nocturne? link an explanation for me please.hahahaha sooka is good sooka hou4! it doubles up nicely as hokkien sooka sooka free-ride us! hahahaha
and your “bak choy” hahahaha i havent laughed quite as heartily.
dont worry, i have always been here with you in thought and deed. my sleeping hours are crazy, i sleep day and night, and at all meal times.
chia too--apart from zooming home and hall and airport(?) have been wu-ed by taiwan tvee at an assortment of hours
viva nocturne!
sim --i dunno, i cannot say (*prod chia* right?)
liqi is simply as transcendent and intangible as time. liqi! i have announcements for you! Wanna go climbing overseas next may-july hols? Training starts December! Climb regularly with the nus climbers first, get fit and get together as a team for the overseas trip. How does it sound? I asked the rocking chair abt non-nus climbers. He simply nodded back and forth. So yay! He rocks! We all can go!
timtams at 2:22 AM
Friday, November 04, 2005
10 ways to kill my Russian group mate
I have been wanting to plan, to concoct 10 ways to kill my Russian group mate for days. My wrath can purge every single drop of hydrochloric acid from my insatiable stomach and as I puke forcefully at an accurate trajectory, inevitably corroding her beautiful face. But besides the urge to gorge her green eyes out of their sockets, I can't ugh bloody think of any.The third of a series of racist attacks I believe; victimised on easter, was "buk choy" for a day and now to have that Russian sooka free-riding on the group assignment. To think she made ill comments of us not respecting her when my Taiwanese mate was only comfortable in conversing in mandarin, she was fucking copying her phone book off her Siemens!
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Being nocturnal is difficult. Being nocturnal and needing to shut my eyes before I see the sun is more than just difficult. November's nocturne can never be worse for nocturnals like us. I want Daylight saving in Brisbane!!!
fuck at 3:58 PM