Saturday, June 11, 2005
not bikinified,yet aussified
im aussified!3months ago,i was haggling at aussies for obstructing escalators/travellators' pathway.rush hour at 1630h,aussies could still afford time for their dogs,cars,parties,gardens and whathaveyous.
yesterday,i was 'cuse-me-ed becuase i was an obstruction to a hurried balding asian.
but how could i have been aussified when the people i hang out with comprises of an ah beng,a gu-wa-zai-wannabe,a singapore default(she),an aussified taiwanese who has absolute qualities of a singaporean,a hongki who holds a singapore passport,a couple of prcs(oprah and crystal) and yah-dah yah-dah?
aiyah,maybe im really aussified.all aussie women/teenage girls have belly pooches.while my initial plan was to bikinify,my belly pooch became rather outstanding now i resort to getting "New Super Strength MAX Dietary FAT BLASTER".sure to shock my folks and you in more ways than one.
ting,tim tam has a new flavour-chilli and chocolate.haha you wanna try?sounds hmm,quite wrong,or try checking out at cold storage before i bulk puchase the tim tams.
remember the yishun man in our neighbourhood?debbie (man's housemate) was telling me about the toowong man who lives by the roadside in heaps of garbage,like some dumping ground,24/7 for 365 days for the past godknowswhen.
subconciously,i think im missing home already.i missed my own dump.
fuck at 3:21 PM
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at 7:00 PM
said... cold storage carries timtams, the boring chocolate at SGD3.80. 起价！when they feel happier, they sell dark classics. and timtams never occupy more than 30X20cm of shelf space. boooooo. ah buy chilli/choco. i think chilli is there as a fat-negating aliment. hmmm let me know how much u are gg to buy.