Tuesday, May 16, 2006

having chilli crabs in brisbane isn't that much of a hooha, considering van d.i.y.-ed her hainanese chicken rice in milan, where oyster sauce is an luxury item. but then again, we were deprived, I AM DEPRIVED and trump's mom's culinary prowess matches a 24 hour order-as-you-like room service. she recites her recipes and i listen, trying to look as if i memorised the procedures.

trump has never brought me to the famed mount coot-tha where lovers have public rendezvous and kissing marathons.pui!