Monday, April 25, 2005


pardon my penmanship,that's an 'e' not 'o'. Posted by Hello

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new discovery

so today i learnt that the theory of relativity is beyond F=GMm/r-squared

classmate A: " read somewhere when a bottle drops, we see it falling down. if we follow the theory, the whole parallel universe moves up instead while the bottle stays there."

i questioned him, and managed to answer my own doubts...hmmm i always question b4 i think, very bad habit...the theory does makes sense if u follow his(albert, not friend A) thesis, einstein is god, i suspect he's from the future

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ah chia ponders aloud, " i wonder if pop-ups would disappear if i didn't close them and entered the sites they advertised instead."
trojans are rampaging my computer, IT spirits pls bless it....woo!!pun!!
ah chia ponders even loudly, " why izzen't IT an MCQ subject?"
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ah chia says, " a really tanned lizard is roaming my grounds right now, discipline must be held in this room, no creatures share my floor."
im leaving it soon btw...u guys can come over for steamboat or something b4 i move back home

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Spell check is very unhappy with my blog entry.

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Friday, April 22, 2005

i paid to get molested!

"see that we'll give you a nice shampoo"
she molested my hair!touchtouchfondlefondle
she wasnt paying attention to my hair!but that aerosol hair spray.darn
for that instant i thought my hair was a piece of clothing,she freaking wrung my hair.hello?
wrung my hair!
oh shit nevermind,i told her i wanted "volume off my hair"/"thin it"
wah!she couldnt understand!"if its too short,you wont have volume"
shit.
i was talking to a moron the whole time.
if you think the free hair wash+massage+conditioning in sg arent enough
oh please try aussie's and you'll appreciate
then again it was 18bucks for my haircut.
dirt cheap dirt service.
ah!so infuriating!

haha lily im not tamponing.my guy friend just mentioned i look more like a "pad girl".haha ugh anyway i merely read the instructions lah.oh chia,i read abt the toxic shock syndrome too,apparently tampons are associated with an increased risk in tss.hmm..

do try exhausting your disney song bank with men.haha oh simply hilarious!
p/s:haha and they were once into boybands like us(maybe secretly) haha!

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out of control!

itchy throats we cannot scratch
invisible mosquitoes we cannot catch
laziness that cant be helped
daytime heat that make us melt

hungry crocodile bites his keeper
PRC tourist bitten by some other creature
naughty cheetah sneaks out of her cage
six korean elephants rampage!

some things we never had control
(for instance those horrid mosquitoes)
some control we have lost
occasionally at a high cost

yvon your misfortunate is grieved
cindy your book i wanna read
ike u r tamponing?
and since when did everybody start commenting?
winnie when you coming back i do not know
but for now itzlilylow

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rubber heads are really gross, rubber heads i hate the most!

here's johnny for your delight :
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/charliechocolatefactory/
lights me up like timtams do

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ah so i was reading tampon instructions.tampons in a purple bag,courtesy of kotex.tah-dah!tampons in rainbow colours.cindy,bet your tampons didnt look like these huh.haha  Posted by Hello

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Thursday, April 21, 2005

L'amour - La mort

Song
Christina Rossetti

When i am dead my dearest,
Sing no sad song for me;
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree:
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet;
and if thou wilt, remember,
and if thou wilt, forget.

I shall not see the shadows,
I shall not feel the rain;
I shall not hear the nightingale
Sing on, as if in pain:
And dreaming through the twilight
That doth not rise or set,
Haply i may remember,
And haply i may forget.

A little background information for you roses:
Christina Rosseti fell in love twice in her life. None of her poems to her lover one reflects joy or hope. On the contrary, at the height of her love for him, she wrote some of the most poignant lines on the imminence and pathos of death. Her idea of love turned inexorably to the idea of death, and in this association we can see her instinctive shrinking fomr the surrender which love demands.
For more, http://www.victorianweb.org/authors/crossetti/rossetti2.html .

A little summary information for you, my rain:
This evening, a hideous moth ( typing hideous gave me a shudder) landed on the wall beside my door. And i have crams like never before, and an unfulfiled yearning for crisp nuggets of oil and meat ( although i had 5 from BK) . and the vaguest sense of a gastric attack. so i told my boyfriend, yes ike, boyfriend, that i might die tonight.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005


yvon says, " lalala"=" iloveu " Posted by Hello

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Find it! Posted by Hello

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the beer u wanted Posted by Hello

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heh how cool is this Posted by Hello

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

bring on the coup de grâce,wretched fate!

oh my friends im so distraght! argh as u know, ive been toiling under my very overdue term papersX6. today i woke up, and decided that the weather makes for a good day to end it all. i know i was finishing the last two papers today. i knew it in my blood, bones, pores, hair and bone marrow that i will finish everything today.so i worked in the MORNING. finished one. satisfied. plan to have a celebratory lunch with my award winning boyfriend before finishing off the last, the last, the very last paper. so i changed into a nice set of clothes, and was eager about treating us a good meal at the very nice holland v. and alas, i went mail-a-checking and saw:

Dear Y
Since despite consistent emails sent out to the Class, and emailing you individually, you have not submitted your term paper or your Class test, I'm afraid you have received a zero on both of these modules. This has seriously brought down your CA grades. I have graded your term paper proposal which you submitted late. But since I have to give up my CA marks today to the Office I cannot wait any further for your other scripts. Hope you can make up in the exams.
Best


Dear Y,

Several things:

1) Essay
I have received the soft copy of your essay. I have consulted Dr. Yeo on the matter and am awaiting her response. As the submission is really late and all marks for Continue Assessment should be submitted by now, some manoeuvring is required. Nevertheless, I will do my best.

2) Late submission
Thank you for your explanation.

3) Victorian Poetry
I would think you are expected to know beyond those poems that were analysed during lectures and tutorials. For instance, in the case of Browning, Dr. Yeo has given out a list of poems to be covered, but actually analysed only a couple during lectures/tutorials. Besides, having knowledge of a wider repertoire of poems would give you an additional competitive edge against your colleagues.

Last but not least, my condolences for the passing of your friend. Though we mourn the inevitable physical passing of anyone, or anything, memory serves as a formidable source of joy and closeness.


distraught, my papers were/are all too late. i needed that condolence.
then i went to pay my library fines, walked all over the faculty to hand in my work. since i was in skool, i thought i shld care more for my work, so iwent to the philo department to collect my marked papers and a frentic 10 minute tossing and searching thru the pile work, i found mine only to have this scarcastically screaming at me:

Dear Y,
here's my 2 cents worth on ur case:

first, even if what you were saying about the case of your friend who died from leukemia was true, i shall still impose a few sanctions on ur papers - especially on the first one, since it is extrememly late. i sent u an email and you didnt reply. so, i thought you intentionally did not want to submit an essay. you didnt also attend the last two tutorials - for these matters you could have actually sent me a mail to notify me of what's going on. But you didnt. So, i shall impose the ff. sanctions (since u're a sui genesis/unique case among all the other students - all ur classmates turned in their papers and if they were to submit it late, they emailed me right away abt their situation. the highest mark that you can get for both papers is the mean average of the class - but it can be lower than the average of course, because it is just not fair to give u a mark at par with the others who were responsible enough to submit their papers on time.
Thanks,

my heart stopped entirely. and i flipped. and saw the parthian comment : Good paper. but i have to give you sanction, so this wont receive its deserved mark. next comment: ok. good.

and i failed both papers.

and i got a zero for participation when i attended class twice, made contributions. and presented.
following the attacks, i had too full a stomach after a less than perfect meal in the school cafe. which didnt help by refusing to serve beer before 6! what the booboo. i just needed a mug!

and when i showered today my shorts dropped on the floor.

slept. and woke up by my award winning best supporting man award winner's nightmare, only to face my own:

Dear Yvonne
Just went up after a departmental meeting and saw your test paper in my mailbox. I am very sorry my dear but I handed in the Continual Assessment grades for the whole cohort to the Office at 12.00noon today. The deadline for submitting CA grades was yesterday but they extended it for me by half-a-day because I was waiting for any last minute submissions. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do now.
Best


i wonder how many a walk and how many a sigh i need to get over my failures. i love all three modules dearly. they are my favorite subjects.

i am not well, it is well into the reading week. and i still have not started on revision, not to mention that one last paper (which will not be graded of cos) that dances about my severely mangled mind.

And so it is, one day in my semester, and my semester in one day.

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so i have heard/read about the cardboard cows.some ad?enlighten me please?

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It's time again for....

the golden ya-ya awards!!
Ladies....... and ladies...

realise we are gettin' more and more active?(virtually i mean)
heh heh pat ur own backs!!
seriously we can start our own chronicle already, because of the following achievements
Best orignal score: the ingenius script from lilylowliqi
Best Action: the adventurous escapades of fefifofelicia
Best Romance: the melancholy from yvonxuhuixin(@hoo!sq copyrighted!)
Best Supporting Actress: Supportive MarySimyunying who supports, appears and disappears
*Stars please stay backstage for a short interview*

-Slogan of the week-
" HWACHU lookin' at?!"
(School Tee i saw at IKEA one fine day)

-Read-up of the week-
"Hermaphrodites"
(good reference: the boy who was raised as a girl)

-Screw-up of the week-
"Jurong Regional Library"
(consult misslilyloliqi for advice or emphathy)

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Monday, April 18, 2005

book club~~

arh..dunno if i'm abit lag har..haha..seems like i'm the first one to be done with exams..and i've recently picked up the book, "the curious incident of the dog in the night-time". I think it is a nice and farnie book..haha..it has been a long time since i picked up an england book leh..u all must read this...

lily..i tink u should shoot dat story out leh..got feel~~this holiday lah..i've got plans..i wanna create a website and load crappy stuffs there...like shoot our own music videos lah..do some mo2 fang3 xiu4 lah..hahaz..but i'm a computer idiot..haiz..needa do more research..

I heard FIR's CD..it is quite similar to the last one loh...like sequel lah..i wanna reccomend JJ's album!! really nice...

yeah..i'm leaving tmr morning~...will take pictures and buy stuffs~~hahaz..

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i wannna backpack~~~waaah~~~~

i really wanna go backpack
mark and medicine are going to backpack asia this hols
when r u all free for an adventure?!
baaah~~~
discover ur destinations
http://www.world66.com/myworld66/gowhere

alternatively, explore Singapore boutique hotels
1)The Gallery Hotel
2)The Scarlet
3)Hotel 1929

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Sunday, April 17, 2005

i was watching this oprah-wannabe show on Phoenix TV China
2 am in the morning...figure the amount of work i've been doing for my exams....

there was this woman LiLi
mommy died at his birth....lili's
he always wanted to be a girl, dressed as a girl since young
left home at 13, got lured into a coal mine
got nearly raped except they couldn't really do it because of his penis
they made him a labourer there instead
for 1 and a half years he worked as a slave
missed work for one day, and a mine explosion accident killed all the miners
he managed to escape, returned to town as a woman, hated his huge hands that resulted from mining
joined modelling.not high end one la, like a ge tai
models encouraged him to do a boob job
he did
3 times
no one discovered his identity until all the models slept together one night
they supported a sex change
he did
and is now a pretty woman
be shocked by the makeup in china now...we're so dead

anyway my point is, the first thing he did after his surgery:
celebrated 3-8 women's day
kindof reminded me how i've been neglecting this day
children's day is so passe
We should give more attention to 3-8 day
remind me next year
let the nobel sacrifice of a penis save womenhood

to it~

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as the purse is emptied,the heart is filled.

ah the act of love performed in such a grey setting,the act of lust witnessed in such a beautiful setting.such sweet irony.eh at least its live porn you watched and its free!s-ex-citing what heh heh.
tingting,i thought your title was apt cos victor hugo shuo: curiosity is one of the forms of feminine bravery.

a much needed retail therapy.i think i spent a hundred bucks leh,on fleece pjs and this huge grey cushion and bonds and a pretty knit and a purple mug AND a lavender scented candle!decadent indulgences(on sale though) but heck im welcoming winter in advance : )

chia,i dig purple and green now.see lah..must be you.

feliciaikemeisiewtoh

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:P Posted by Hello

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on bravery

wow i wanted to make it recorded that cindichia has bravely chopped her hair, although all of you might ve known already. and its good, since ur face is so small. and u looked a lil on the petite side. now u look more grown up.

and oh my god! guess what i saw in the middle of last night? i witnessed someone giving someone a blowjob on the staircase of 325! (ryan's block). my first night at home, i onbly wanted to inhale some sweet night air before bed. but alas! by the moon god i swear it was sex in public! picture this. i turned on lights of kitchen. walked to the balcony in my pjs and poked my head out, light scents of frangipani, lovely glittering stars above, realised with great delight that the seemingly nice, but actually not nice government has changed the neighborhood's lights and we are emanating a very agreeable soft orange glow now. den i saw, this man, at the stairways. at first i thought he was a ghost. ( that floor usually has flickering lights) in curiosity i remained and stared. and he saw me. cos he kept tilting his head backwards and downwards, but momentarily stopped at my angle. then! another bobbing head at his crotch! and he kept pulling his shirt up. and he kept tilting his head back! oh mighty movements. i made my ah er watch with me behind the panes of the living room. alas! after the act was finished, he buttoned his shirt, pulled up his pants and sat down. and the two heads met. kiss kiss touch touch. and sweet departure. thoughout, i half hoped that the other bobbing head would belong to a man, at least it would be more acceptable tt way. but no, it was a maid. she climbed up 2 flights and turned left, and man flew downstairs and disappeared at the other side of the block. so, it ended unknown to mum and sir. ah, enter desperatehousewivesnarration: in the good neighborhood of yishuncentral, there are always acts in the soft orange glow the neighbors see. in the dead of the night. as long as the sirs and the mums are sleeping, there will always be transgression. as long as the sirs and the mums do not see, its okay the neighbors do.

more on the brave and adventurous, check out http://www.neilgaiman.net/speaking-in-tongues.php . there u get to hear my god-author nailgaiman read his instructions on WHAT TO DO WHEN U'RE IN A FAIRYTALE. its very well done! and its english, as in english accented. and very sexy. ah just listen la. its less than 5 minutes.

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Friday, April 15, 2005

for fame and fortune (foir

oh liqi send ur story to www.nac.org.sg 's competition. got prize money, get to go overseas too. just the right length to make a short story. can write in english or chinese, or malay or tamil if u feel like more challenge. u want to write? u dont want to write i write for u. or is this story more suited to be told in chinese? sim can write too right?hmmm, but it'll be a new thing for the english lit group. seldom do they have such stories. like liang zhu.

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Down with animals, vampires are in.

Liqi i like you leh. i hate animals. i love vampires. vampires are the saddest creatures on earth. they cannot end it like hamlet :

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;

well,not like we can.

oh itzliqi!
hmm is that a song u mean? that 千年之恋

hey girlfriends, i want to let you know that i think i am gay. be rest assured im not attracted to any of you sexually. hmm its just, i went to watch this pdtn today, Porcelain, by Toy Factory. and i dunno. it reaffirmed my suspicions i had, conceived prior to watching this play. or well, maybe im just growing up. i dont know. but in any case, i am still in a relationship with kkk.quarrels.com but we're fine as i type now. i hope it works this time.

and last time cindi proposed the book club thing? would the first person to finish exams go source for books? or anyone has any ideas? ike u gotta read before u return home. den we'll start book club proper, all members present. exciting prospect! and bring back timtams, cartons full of timtams. books and timtams. yummy

may we have more vampires who are not moths to come.
after the exams!
loveloveyvon

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Thursday, April 14, 2005

the raft of medusa


yesterday my friend was telling us this incident of a medicine freshie being bullied;locked inside a room filled with cadavers.the overwhelming sight traumatised her so,she started feeding on the cadaver.eews.i found this interesting piece of art,Le radeau de la Méduse by Théodore Géricault
;an infamous catastrophic shipwreckof a french ship Medusa.scrutinise and you'll see cannibalism.apparently,this piece of art still hangs in the Louvre.enjoy.xoxo,ike.
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anyway tt was what i pictured when i heard the song. aiya i juz watched the mtv for the song...no story one...wat a disappointment.

oh winnie when u going taipei? if u see any celebs take more autographs hor....and keep a lookout for interesting food! come back and start franchise!..

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千年之恋

love of a vampire.

turn of the millenium year 1000 china
girl loves boy, boy loves girl. lonely vampire lord loves girl. makes her into a vampire, kills him.

vampire girl hates vampire lord. escapes. survives. year after year searching for reincarnation of loverboy.

year 1598 Hideyoshi's ambition to conquer Korea and China is thwarted by local resistance
vampire girl meets japanese soldier, believed to be loverboy. fell in love. the two to elope to japan. found out by villagers. villagers kill loverboy. vampire girl survives.

again she searches.

year 2005
meets loverboy again. tells him she has been looking for him. tells her he doesnt know her. tells him she's a vampire. tells her to get a life. she sucks the blood of a stray cat. boy freaks out.

follows him, helps him when he needs it. boy gradually appreciates. and is touched. steals blood from blood bank. girl asks him if they can be together. boy says no, he doesnt love her. he loves another. girl says she can wait, she has been waiting for a thousand years. boy says go get another boy. girl says she can wait. girls says she just wants to know if they will end up together. boy says no, they did not and will not. not after a thousand years. not after a million years.

vampire girl kills loverboy. drinks the blood of the dead man. she finally dies.

the vampire lord weeps. he always knew where vampire girl was. he was the moth that vampire girl kept. he was the tailor that made her clothes. he was the constable that cleaned up the mess she left behind after her kills. he was the village chief. he was the loverboy(2005)'s gay partner.

her love is dead. his love is dead.

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oh ike F.I.R's new cd is out... heard it yet?
i burned (as usual) from pk le....haha....the track ci4 niao3 inspired from the poem...

have u all heard of this bird story before ar? familiar leh...was it in PETS coursebook or something... anyway i need to start loving animals a bit more... i tot i liked fish...at least i enjoyed watching winnie's fish and lobster when they were still alive... so i wanted to rear guppies.. so got some guppies from hobbit (she was selling guppies to raise fund)

oh yucks. i gave them to linyan.

Did you know?
guppies give birth to their young alive!

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the thorn bird

There is a legend about a bird which sings just once in its life,
more sweetly than any other creature
on the face of the earth.

From the moment it leaves the nest
it searches for a thorn tree,
and does not rest until it has found one.

Then, singing among the savage branches,
it impales itself
upon the longest, sharpest spine.

And, dying, it rises above its own agony
to outcarol the lark and the nightingale.

One superlative song, existence the price.

But the whole world stills to listen,
and the gods in their heaven smile.

For the best is only brought at the cost of great pain...

Or so says the legend...

Collen McCullough, Great Britian. 1980

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the stupid one hastens to add ...

please do not publicise my fault on this www. you know how resourceful teachers of today are. we're in tertiary, so the generation gap isnt tt big between students and their oppressors; which means they know how to navigate and expose students' intelligent corruption. oh well, not tt im particularly clever this time. for more infomation, if u care enough, to help, feel free to call me. argh ill be on the orbituary page soon enough

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chill-out wednesday

its amazing how silly racist jokes,necrophillia,porn and stories of housemates from hell kept us so entertained.ah i love that coffee place at west end,three monkeys.gypsy-ethnic touch and a cosy feel.ooh we could have played with our tarots,crystal balls and all-other-superstitious-toys.if you were there.

finally i see friends besides people who talk about cars and nothing but cars.

cindy,was your triple post a deliberate act of emphasis or an incidental impetuous action ar?

ah tingting,i picked up three sheets of paper today.guess what?it's an international online application form of the Imperial Klans of America:Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.see http://k-k-k.com/online_application.htm haha interesting yet disturbing and i just thought of your man,ernest.hmm.heh heh.

lily,your panda picture is haunting.i cant bear to listen to his songs without being disturbed by his fat face.

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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

shaken...not stirred

had some disturbing time at my tutees place, the other one
huuuurf....paper tmr and i really cant focus after coming back from tuition
im so disturbed
anyway misstingting when i was crossing the road juz now
i was thinking of ur erm...ahahahah pertinent problem....
i had a brief idea of getting knocked down,
whoa then ur excuse will be valid,
lucky im not THAT impetuous
anyway i still wanna chide u for tt stupid mistake
can't u come up with soemthing better...
hmmm back to the problem
im so disturbed
im so angry i can work now
restless

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shaken...not stirred

had some disturbing time at my tutees place, the other one
huuuurf....paper tmr and i really cant focus after coming back from tuition
im so disturbed
anyway misstingting when i was crossing the road juz now
i was thinking of ur erm...ahahahah pertinent problem....
i had a brief idea of getting knocked down,
whoa then ur excuse will be valid,
lucky im not THAT impetuous
anyway i still wanna chide u for tt stupid mistake
can't u come up with soemthing better...
hmmm back to the problem
im so disturbed
im so angry i can work now
restless

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shaken...not stirred

had some disturbing time at my tutees place, the other one
huuuurf....paper tmr and i really cant focus after coming back from tuition
im so disturbed
anyway misstingting when i was crossing the road juz now
i was thinking of ur erm...ahahahah pertinent problem....
i had a brief idea of getting knocked down,
whoa then ur excuse will be valid,
lucky im not THAT impetuous
anyway i still wanna chide u for tt stupid mistake
can't u come up with soemthing better...
hmmm back to the problem
im so disturbed
im so angry i can work now
restless

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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

trend

ah i noticed a trend nowadays.i always leave the tv on in my room while i read or while msn-ing,even when im listening to jay chou.while the channel is fixed on sbs(foreign movie channel),i always manage to turn my head timely for exciting scenes.ie,lesbian kissing,teenager having sex with fat hooker,reading erotic literature,sexually confused man in a wedding dress kissing his reflection,orgy and most recently nuns and man and sex.eeews..tsk tsk,i swear its a coincidence,darn too much of a coincidence it freaks me out.

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tame your hair with pantene's deep fortifying treatment,good stuff! Posted by Hello

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Sunday, April 10, 2005

problem sum

8a(b-c)+d(b+c) = ?
say my intellectual friends,this little factorizing question caused a little dispute from sg across to aussie and then back to sg.wretched little thing.anyway tell me what you get.

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thanks!!

hey..thanks for your pictorial explanation..hahaz...i'll bring the pix and find the places when i'm there!! i cant wait for exams to be over..good luck to u gals who are having exams too~~~

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Saturday, April 09, 2005


some street i cant remember.hmmm so envious,tell me when ya leaving ar.. Posted by Hello

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self-explainatory lah huh.. Posted by Hello

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ah must drink the bubble milk tea.SGD$1.50 can get you a huge cup with soft chewy pearls.must try hao kou bei.(to heck with their elections). Posted by Hello

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more of ximending,in spring. Posted by Hello

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ximending.overrated definitely.unless you get to brush shoulders against celebrities or you fancy polka-dotted japonais influenced attires.but try the neoprint machines at this pink building!good stuff,its NT$200 if im not wrong.try with ah-beng brother and show us ya?haha Posted by Hello

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ah must visit shilin night market.find this hongyou chaoshou(wanton in red chilli oil) stall,serves awesome dumplings and wonton.and haodada chicken cutlet is just 3 stalls away only...haha Posted by Hello

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to: the-one-always-apologising-for-being-MIA

i wanna go taiwan too!arent we going together?i want us to go together!cindy practically had the whole itinery planned.but anyways, get us some tu chan i.e, pineapple tarts.haha.

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tension b4 the operation...it was a success btw Posted by Hello

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Alternative vulgarities Posted by Hello

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Act ke lian Posted by Hello

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my adorable tutee

"baahhh..."she bahhed mercilessly at the merciless test i gave her today
*proud of my fabulous work*

tutee: haaa....teacher...can tell me this question is what topic nort?
teacher chia: *shrug*
tutee: ........hao3 leng3 ku4 de4 biao3 qing ah~~~~~

couldn't help but snigger.
adorable
but she's 15 already
and she ACCIDENTALLY left her "top achiever for maths" cert on the table
gawd...it was screaming at me for attention the moment i sat down
my tutee the cutie....had to take a picture of her

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Friday, April 08, 2005

ghost town

hello my fellow musicians/pseudos

came across this lovely track. rather it came across me on its waves from virgin radio uk. titled ghost town by The Specials. Its a nice fusion of alot of musical genres, did not come out a horror mixture. ecoutez. c'est bon.

and its quite a ghost town, this exam period. vampires zombies phantoms, all that feeds on the night come out mugging sucking. haunt ur books before they haunt you!

yvon

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Thursday, April 07, 2005


fat panda. Posted by Hello

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mystery of the millenium revealed

birth of fat panda.

was watching entertainment 100%....xiong tian ping was mentioned....oh whatever happened to him i wondered! for the past few years...nobody seemed to know. so i turned my attention to the tv...saw a man and a woman being interviewed...wherez xiong tian ping i asked. i tot i had just missed out on his news....but i heard his name again...so the news was still on him...but where is xiong tian ping?

i heard tt all too familiar voice of matchbox heaven.

omg. the mystery should have been left unknown.

itzlavenderlilylotuslowliqi

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MIA again..

heyaz~aiyoz..i'm finally back..ahahz..it's exam time now!!
haiz..but i'm loking forward to it ending...cos then..i'll be going taipei!!
hahaz..finally persuaded my parents to go~ike,tell mi wad's nice!
and u gals go ahead and come up with the shopping list...hehez..
got to continue mugging le...take carez~~~~~SiM

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

me(to guy A):this is donald
(to donald):donald,this is guan xian
guys: hello hello...


15mins later...

me(to guy B): this is donald
(to donald): this is marcus
(to guan xian): marcus..
(to marcus): guanxian..
guys: hello hello hello...


"epl..roodney..wah lose to liverpool!the supra,oh ive seen it..nissan skyline.mazda 7.6000 bucks! wah damn gek..animae..naruto..download quite fast cos his pc damn zai..indians..ri racists jokes..girls.girls.girls.girls..."

1 hour later...(exchanging numbers furiously)

"its m-a-r-c-u-s"

"ohh marcus, i thought was XXXXX..haha"

"and you?"

"ah gu..an..xian.."

"haha i thought you are guojing.."

"you can just call me don."

-just for laughs-

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'What winter floods, what showers of spring'

What winter floods, what showers of spring
Have drenched the grass by night and day
And yet beneath that spectre ring
Unmoved and undiscovered lay

A mute rememberancer of crime
Long lost concealed forgot for years
It comes at last to cancel time
And waken unavailing tears

Emily(jane) Bronte

oh yes darlings thanks for helping me with the script. it didnt get chosen. but im celebrating. this is my first rejected piece of work. well not like its a manuscript yet. but im happy ive got the idea, and the reject slip ( nothing such as this, but im imagining it a professional thing,so...
) and i have plans to take part in nac's writing competition. which means new semester would be entirely focused on work. which is ideal. really.
thanks again for ur contribution. i think it will be brilliant one day.

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sigh. im in a rut. i am owing 5 essays 1 proposal and 3 blog posts for work, since february. think im accursed, this is the workload of an entire semerster! oh how cunning work is, they loom, den they boom and there, im doomed. fret.

apologies for being so downhearted in my first post after the brief hiatus. been accumulating more and more bad kharma from neglect of important things. you know whats important to me, no need to state. oh this is by far the saddest semester ive ever been thru. oh no like its through yet.

last night i stayed up to go thru some philo material, and guess what. my favorite teacher,dearest mrs ang taught us alot in that one year.(GP) although she never really specified what was what who was who, wow she's talked to us about j.s mill's (philosopher)principle on liberty! which isnt any chicken chick concept. alot of students fail to understand it. she talkd about how we can never be free, because we're all obligated to society, simply because we're living in one.

oh la oh, siongqun is enlisting tomorrow.send your condolences yes? he quite upset. ahaha he, being a product of chinese high, and known for despicable english$$ turned out to be mrs.ang's favorite student 04/05! (note: mrs ang simple despises TCHS products. no exceptions i think. she likes sherwyn. )know why? unlike tanyingzhou who stupidly overtly curse that wonderwoman, siongqun bows to her at right angles. respect.hehehehe

anyone planning on exchange? i was thinking, if friends can go away in the same semester, it will be a semester of travelling and fun, jump the jetty together girls!

the rain has come, seasons please change
yvon

confession: im so tied down, i copied and pasted the above from my other blogpost to my sororities from jc.
$$: this a footnote saying i do not despise his english. he's one of my fav english speakers, actually. and $$ because he patented this $$.

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Monday, April 04, 2005

some bloke in my lecture defined "sex" and got a condom for his prize.heh heh how apt.
i dont want the world
i just want your half
-music from another room-

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Saturday, April 02, 2005

road trip #1

ah,why you publish my narcissistic booze aftermath picture here.the picture's cropped la,not nice not nice.show you the uncropped better version next time.was high on alcohol that day,see what booze did to me?and those eyes were mascara-aided,so chey right.

anyways,say you love the shots from my first road trip.
i wished all of you were there.
now i need to pia my work,ahh..wasted my semester break away..another party tonight!
xoxo,ike

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the clouds looked like bubble thoughts right? "i have a dream..."mind those prickly grass Posted by Hello

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third destination-mount tambourine.greens and more greens. Posted by Hello

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second destination-point danger.(they have mount warning too,haha.) darn,its lovelier than surfers' paradise!i saw 4 shades of sea-blue.ahhh..  Posted by Hello

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haha this is like bruce almighty!interesting eh? Posted by Hello

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ah,shameful weather Posted by Hello

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road trip company Posted by Hello

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most eastern part of australia.tah-da..sunrise. Posted by Hello

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