Thursday, May 26, 2005
interested interested?! im interested!!
Sea Sports Camp 2005 is here!!!Date of event: 8th to 10th June 2005
Have you always wanted to try sea sports such as
wakeboarding or windsurfing but could not? Now
that the exams are over, here's your chance to
relax and try all these activities! Its gonna be a fun-
filled 2-day camp under the sun.
Non-NUS students are gladly welcome too!
Facilitators for the event also wanted!
Visit our website at:
www.freewebs.com/seasportscamp2005 .
* Date/Time: 8th-10th June 2005
* Venue: RSYC/Kallang/Punggol/East Coast PA
* Price: $100
* Agenda: Sailing, Canoeing, Wakeboarding,
Windsurfing, BBQ, games, etc
* Contact Person: Grace(98717933), Alvin
(93665434), Sharon(93837403),
seasports_2005@yahoo.com.sg
p/s: Participants need not be strong swimmers for
life jackets will be provided.
fuck at 1:23 AM
Sunday, May 22, 2005
the stranger in my toilet
i could hardly imagine the stranger warming my toilet seat, perhaps peeing all over the toilet seat.the stranger smelling like me- of pantene and johnson baby milk bath.the stranger shaving himself in my sink,and who knows,maybe in my shower.the stranger staring at my laundry basket-my bonds and sports bra.the stranger brushing his teeth with my darlie(!)and most importantly,he is not my man,not even my housemate.we are not even close,not even a bit,not even at all.
he hogged my house phone in the middle of the night,speaking sweet nothings to yet another stranger on the planet and watched vcds in the middle of the night,with i-can-still-hear-you-even-when-my-room-door-is-closed volume.
unbelievable.
i think i would________________________(fill in the blanks) if i could. i ought to ________________________(fill in the blanks) if i should.
i might.i can.i will.i should.
damnit.
ah apparently arsenal won the FA cup.my man just lost a 5-shots bet.so much for drowning marcus in flaming lambourghini-waterfall-i-cant wait-to see-you-drunk shots.
iwantyououtofmytoiletike
fuck at 12:43 AM
Thursday, May 19, 2005
read this (if u can finish) then we'll come up with our own...u know u're Singaporean when....
u know u're chinese whenfuck at 3:43 PM
i still think...
that we're my dada's 3 mistresses/or ok girlfriends from his past lifehis first love:
was a daughter of the general.
who has her own mind about almost everything
against skirts because raised to wear them
unique and intelligent
one of the ge2 ming4 dang3 and feminism supporters: ya know those who gives out flyers and go for strikes
they had toally different political views
rebellious and strong-willed, their relationship couldn't pull thru cause both of them wouldn't give way on the du2 mu4 qiao2(the one way bridge ahhaah my translation sucks)
ahahhaah literally.
his 2nd girlfriend:
daughter to the rubber king.
rich by nature, wilful by nurture
wants to see the world wants to fly out of her cage
but was tamed by li wen zhui (yes when u reincarnate ur surname is not retained)
madly in love, classmates in university
they belonged to the era who wrote poetry and qiong yao love letters when they wanna msn
she had the power to make him laugh and simmer down whenever he gets angry
he had the power to make her listen, respect and love
they thought it was forever, but the rubber king thinks otherwise
his wife:
simple woman from ling er chun
she yearns to study but is too poor to afford books (or candlelight cliche)
was a former ya huan to rubber king's daughter ahahhaahhaha my sis will agree
she seeks a normal life, she has no ambition
wen zhui finds serenity in her
he claims she's the best, zui guai, zui ting hua
in fact, she really has the purest and kindest soul
back to their story.
they wed in a simple ceremony
before he was sent to war, and killed by the general (yes the 1st girlfriend's father, 9o'clock dramas always have entwined characters)
the widowed simple woman(see how age brings an extra adjective)
is then pregnant(ahahah dramas are always ridiculous, sex on wedding night, then conceives?! then why r ppl trying so hard?)
with a child she names wen zhui
no, no, we chinese peeepo don't use jr. we just name them the same thing.
but she changed his surname to chen
chen wen zhui
ahahah and guess who that is....
fuck at 2:00 PM
Monday, May 16, 2005
pulau dunno-wat-shit
wow so many entries i tot i had been stranded on pulau Dunnowat for 3 days!...back to pulau Dunnowat....ttz where i went yesterday (sunday). being in ntu odac's subcom... i had to volunteer to help out in this adventure race organized by one of our sponsors. think triathlon plus kayaking, abseiling, rock-climbing and so on... so i was the checkpt marshall and my checkpt is on pulau Dunnowat. our merciless powerboat captain dropped us off far away from the rocky shore and we had to wade though knee-high mud and waist-high water to shore. now i know where the spas get their deepsea mud. from pulau Dunnowat.
but as i emerge from the waters eventually (request for a full demonstration on how i did it when we next meet), instead of having nice moisturized legs from the deepsea mud treatment, i had to settle for hai, see it for yourselves when we next meet.
ok im feeling lazy, will continue later.
fuck at 5:43 PM
ta-ma-de (soft)
is what u would say when ur inbox has 101 junk mailsno 101 is not plain descriptive...i really have 101 junk IN my BOX (WUU PUN!)
yesterday was a great family day, we made a roadtrip up to DA MA...to be specific, JB only LAR.
so ya know how bonding starts with a spank of the butt and insults and tickling and best....on the car
after some warming up by yours truly, my dada got furious at a car in front of us and he went
dad: "NIN-NAH-BOO"
wuuuuuu.....vocab of the day!!
me: nin-nah-boo, ahhahahahahahahah
girlgirl: nin-nah-boo, ahooohoooohoooo....
ok that ignited a roar of laughter by my parents who started giving us instructions on how to use ur hokkien vulgarities
dad says we youngsters don't understand the usage anymore.
tiang eu says, " it's how our generation expresses emotions. young ppl now thinks it's the literal meaning."
so here goes.
ta-ma-de (his mom): most frequently used and considered the least vulgar already, ironically because of its frequency. originated from.....
ta-ma-de-dan (his mom's eggs): which originated from...
ta-ma-de-chou-ji-dan (his mom's smelly eggs): u see it's works just like pete, peter, and peterson,
no matter u chinese peepo or english peepo, of OTHER peepo
ur tongue sucuumbs to sloth.
nin-nah-boo(your mom): dunno why it's more vulgar, but it's also short for your mother's eggs
used with a contorted face, cynical tone and finger
nin-lao-bei(your dad):interestingly less hen3 than nanahboo...and used with milder tone
u see our ancestors used to live in villages
so there ain't no tv or nothin' but dogs cows chicken EGGS ur mom my mom and sometimes ur dad...cause his dad is always away farming or fishing
(speaking of tickling im sooo bringing sims into my real life im beginning to have a measure for my social gauge and hunger and hygiene)
and im AM NOT SOCIALLY FULL NOW!! COMe AND DATE ME PURLEEEEASE!!!!
orh... and thousand apologies to ppl i attempted ta force into the camp heh heh ahahahaha...i suppose im juz lazing around too much i need to do something constructive!!
looking forward to this weeks' meetup!!
ahahahahah lily low i really thought u wrote that desert thing!!
no la tingting-with-the-best-name, i guess the guy meant love is like seeing the water, seeing that blueish hope in the midst of sand
not exactly the feeling of owning the water
love is as such what
in the midst of wandering beings, u yearn nothing but to find him(or it watever u love)
the colour blue is unique
he might not be the thing u need most
but love is the serendipity of finally coming across it after meeting so many ppl
it's comfort and long-awaited peace
anyway i do support what u all say la....love is really about these four elements...
for who you are,
for who you would be.
now and forever,
for loving me
hey hey why u must write alphebetical order ah u hurt my heart
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i sensitive? heh heh love me hor? call me hor? date me ok...all of u
fuck at 3:38 PM
fucke, the poets society
in alphabetical order,chia chia, are you out of your pms sianz?
ke ke, are you kissing, fooling, or a studying dame?
lowlow, are you climbing walls in spain?
sim sim, are you gone to cambodia again?
ting ting, dont you have the best name?
yes its me again, im on a blogging streak.
ike you are lucky mr trump is making deals with you. lions dont work this way. for me, smoking is taboo. once mentioned, many ciggies light up in flames! i cant nag, nor can i have a kiss forever. ah, the thought of a lion's mane on fire scares me. so does that of lion blowing out fires, like the circusmen do. for arts' sake, i hope no one is offended by the imagery.
its may, i should bring you a poem about this funny month, in which rain and shine alternate from day to day, quite amazingly.
May
I cannot tell you how it was;
But this i know: it came to pass -
Upon a bright and breezy day
When May was young, ah pleasant May!
As yet the poppies were not born
Between the blades of tender corn;
The last eggs had not hatched as yet,
Nor anybird forgone its mate.
I cannot tell you what it was;
But this i know: it did but pass.
It passed away with sunny May,
With all sweet things it passed away,
And left me old, and cold, and grey.
C. Rossetti
hmm im dedicating this to the may baby. happy twentieth again. we shld keep wishing ouselves so that the happiness does not expire.
hmm what do you think has passed? oh im starting my poetry club right here, now! consider it, and post ur comments. i'll be posting mine in a few days time.
fuck at 12:45 AM
win money win money, the intelligent way
my talented friends,since we have no jobs ( i believe?) it occured to me that we should try our luck at competitions. creative ones, for challenge. i found a few. heres one thet might interest liqi :TOA PAYOH HERITAGE TRAIL DESIGN COMPETITION
RULES & REGULATIONS*
1.0 Objectives of the Competition
1.1 Generate greater interest and knowledge of our locality heritage among the youths;
1.2 Uplift a sense of belonging and pride in one’s living environment and build social cohesion;
1.3 Provide an opportunity for the youths to work with grassroots leaders; and
1.4 Encourage creativity and entrepreneurship among the youths.
2.0 About the Competition
2.1 The competition is organised by the Central Singapore CDC.
2.2 Each participating team is to submit a business proposal for an interactive and stimulating walking trail model that lasts about 2 hours in the Toa Payoh neighbourhood. The main target audience of the trail is youths.
2.3 The proposal should cover the trail content as well as its execution plan in hard or soft copy:
2.3.1 The trail content will include the route with components such as:
• historical landmarks with special association with the community for social, religious or cultural reasons;
• views and stories of people;
• old trade; and/or
• unique flora and fauna.
2.3.2 The trail execution plan will cover:
• publicity and outreach;
• frequency of trail;
• website;
• collaterals; and
• trail guides requirements and recruitment.
2.4 The teams are to take into consideration the implementability and sustainability of the trail.
3.0 Who can participate?
3.1 This competition is opened to all upper secondary and above students. There is no limit to the number of teams per school. Each team can comprise up to a maximum of 6 participants.
3.2 The competition is divided into two categories:
• Category 1: Upper Secondary Level
• Category 2: Post Secondary Level
3.3 Both softcopy and hardcopy of entries are to be submitted by Friday 29 July 2005 at 5pm to:
Central Singapore CDC
HDB Hub Bizthree 490 Lorong 6
Toa Payoh #04-10
Singapore 310490
Attn: Miss Ng Woan Ling
DID 6370 9930
Fax 6370 9928
Woanling.ng@centralsingapore.org.sg
4.0 Judging Criteria
4.1 All entries will be judge on the following criteria:
• content, in terms of relevancy, originality, organisation and extent of research;
• presentation; and
• feasibility of proposal.
4.2 Short-listed finalist teams will be notified for a presentation to the Judging Panel in August 2005.
4.3 Judges’ decision is final. All entries shall become the property of the Organisers who shall reserve the rights to reproduce them.
5.0 Prizes
5.1 A certificate of participation will be given to all participants.
5.2 Schools of the top 3 teams will each receive a plaque.
5.3 Prizes for each category are as follows:
• 1st Prize - $500
• 2nd Prize - $350
• 3rd Prize - $200
• 3 consolation prizes worth $100 each
6.0 Compulsory Briefing and Workshop
6.1 All participants are required to attend a briefing and free training workshop prior the competition at end May 2005.
7.0 Registration
7.1 Participants are to register for the competition using the registration form provided.
7.2 Registration fee per team of six is $10.
hmmm register by 20 may. let me know if we're interested. i dont know if yunying, being involved with cdc, would be problems being part of the team.
Next, we have :
YOU-th SpeaK! challenges you to write about how you can make an impact on the world and the people around you in a positive, practical and meaningful way. Tell us how you can make the world a better place to live in.
If you think you are daring enough to write and tell us about it, then send in your essay to us.
Your essay must reach us by 27 May 2005. Results will be published in The Straits Times on 4 July 2005. Winners will be notified by post.
YOU-th SpeaK! 2005 Essay Competition is organised by the Family Enrichment Society.
UNIVERSITY CATEGORY (1,800 - 2,100 words)
First prize: S$1,200 Cash
Second prize: S$1,000 Cash
Consolation prizes: S$100 Cash (3 prizes)
FOREIGN STUDENT CATEGORY (3 sub-categories with 1 prize each)
Upper Secondary (750 - 900 words) - First Prize : $800
Junior colleges & polytechnics (1,200 - 1,500 words) - First Prize : $1,000
University (1,800 - 2,100 words) - First Prize : $1,200
Ike, take a shot at this. i believe there is a bigger chance of winning sth in foreign category . Rem, deadline is 27 May. it is very important that we stick to deadlines. ( by the way, my personal tragedy regarding deadlines has inspired a comic strip outta me! as soon as im free of occupations busying my life, i would learn to erm, soften the hardcopy and put it up here. its lame really. but most of comic is)
There, film. movies are wonderful. dont ya think?
Competition Categories
Calling for long-form scripts and digital short films! All keen scriptwriters and filmmakers, regardless of skill levels and backgrounds, can participate. Enthusiasts have till July 25, 2005 to submit their works.
National Scriptwriting Competition
Previously known as the MDA National Scriptwriting Competition, the Scriptwriting category is dedicated to helping scriptwriters hone their craft and find alternative access to the screen.
Filmmakers may submit either a 60-minute script for a television drama, or an 80- to 120-minute script for a feature film.
On top of cash prizes totalling S$36,000, commercially viable scripts stand a chance to be produced into High-Definition Television Drama series or Feature Films. Winners may also have the opportunity to work with the talented Jack Neo on such productions, using state-of-the-art technology.
The Scriptwriting Category is jointly presented by J Team Productions. The HD television drama series will be co-produced by J Team Productions and MediaCorp Studios.
Digital Short Film Competition
Short Film – Open Category
The Open Category is for short films submissions under 10 minutes in length. There is no restriction on the theme or genre, but the film must be shot on the digital format. All films must incorporate the signature item for the 2005 Fiesta, a Panasonic logo, which can be featured in any creative manner. Filmmakers of all ages, professions and nationalities are welcome to participate.
Winning filmmakers stand to win product vouchers totalling S$16,000 in cash value.
someone please do sth bout 千年之恋。
okies, ive cut and pasted most of the info. for more, please go to:
http://www.familyes.org.sg/FAMILY%20ENRICHMENT%20SOCIETY%20-%20YOU-th%20SpeaK!.htm
http://www.digitalfilmfiesta.com
yvon-wants-to-say-arts-fest-is-round-this!-corner!!!!!!
fuck at 12:00 AM
Sunday, May 15, 2005
ike says
i called you.you.you and you.voices are such amazing source of comfort.familar.warm.
speaking of addictive kissing,i just got myself into a debt.
to trade a kiss with a ciggie
four ciggies a day for four days.
and today is pay-back time.
is the 'chi' flow any related to the 'xu' fire?
i believe you are merely dehydrated.liang cha dont work wonders.
health education textbooks always tell you to drink eight glasses of water per day.
-never drink right?
-see lah.
cambodia sounds bloody darn cool.phnom phen and angkor wat and other onomaetopoeia-like places of interest.woohoo
take picture take picture!
ah the budding writer camp is very inspirational leh.go win that darn competition huh.
fuck at 10:43 PM
Saturday, May 14, 2005
999!
today i called the police. it is not the first time. the last time was back when i was a baby. mum told me that i used to make prank calls to the station. and dad actually got a severe warning for my innocent plaything. the old amk police station was 2580369. i dont believe i was the only baby who did that.so today. oh it was my fault. here's what i registered in chronology. agatha and i was going to the enchanted forest for an evening dosage of health and fitness, we got dressed sports for life, and came outta the house. saw my mum meddling with her pots of plants outside. i checked that i brought my phone and handsfree set, and pushed the padlock intuitively, reasonably, rightly, logically. then i realised it, and turned to my ma, " uh oh mama i locked the door." mummy stared at me, quite blank-eyed. and face. then she said " 我在煮滚水leh,"you know in descriptive compos we write 'her face turned a whiter shade of pale' i saw that on her face. "怎么办？或开很大！”and in compos it is always written "my heart skipped a beat" i think that was what happened. or the beat was actually pound harder than the rest, so it seemed like its a hollow beat, if you can imagine. "ok 叫警察来，”first thing that came to mind. so i dialled 999. then we scurried about the gate, tried to hook the nearest key bunch, tried to pry open the windows, i even thought of scaling the pipe to enter from my room upstairs ( someone recently did that, it is plausible, but im not agile, nor have monkey arms so.)my mum was almost hysterical. i had to call 999 again to reassure her they are coming to save us! until 999 denied my incessant calls. called dad who was working across the island,"terrible" he said. but believe it or not, agatha and i remained amazingly calm. and it was agatha who eventually hooked the key pouch from the side. this heroine leh, my sister! and so i called 999 to cancel 'the men' ( as the officer on the phone called them 'my men'). dah, we dashed in and the kettle wasnt even singing yet. my mum was entirely shaken. she broke down after, saying everything would be gone if the house had gone up in fire. agatha and i proceeded on with our sports for life. and alas, downstairs were 2 policecars parked so carelessly like there was a murder. and a red little civil defence bike. almost in the middle of the road too. so we went up again in case mummy gets interrogated. oooh, they came with a big .. tool. but they are young chaps. hai, come so slow, water also boil already, my mum complained.
but it was spectacular spectacular. alot of small boys were so captivated by those blue uniforms. they watch the blue men like they were a battalion of aliens, mouth a-gaped. little boys. today is a boyful. i encountered countless small boys. it is an omen. everywhere i went, they almost run into me. at least 8 of them. its weird. i think lestat might be sending hints.
anyways, should you, my dear friends, face a situation similar to mine, just find a pot, step on it, and turn off the gas velve near your front door. lousy police, never advised that.
well, at least they didnt charge.
oh liqi, are u doing hatha yoga? which type are u doing huh.
fuck at 11:31 PM
outwin outdo outlast
i think the world is a confusion. there are a thousand theories to everything, from the scientific to the superstition, from the modern rational to the tried and tested traditional. today i suffer from a body of hard aches. ( not heartache, romance has taken a positive turn )and so i trodded to the upscale orchard library and collapsed on a black faux leather seat with metallic holely backing. and i started flipping through a well being magazine that informed me a great deal about my state of being - maybe not that great a deal if this infomation is placed on the cosmic scale of things. i learnt that when one suffers some shoulder, neck or headache, "from sitting i nfront of the computer for long hours" ( a real and logical cause ) the chi/( i shld say 'qi' since we learnt hanyupinyin) the qi ( yet most of us, despite acquaintance with the hanyupinyin, is more familiar with 'chi') so the qi/chi cannot flow. acu points are blocked. i tried relieving my aches by following the recommended steps of acu point self massage - didnt work. got my sister to thump my back - to no avail. i went on to consult a book i bought under the coercion of chiaxinyi back in hwachulookin days: "simple pain relief", and it says a warm bath will do me good. i stood under shower and turned the tap minute by minute towards the red side until it must have been boiling point, do i realise that it is simply not working! so a spray of cold water would perk the tired body up. all was but the same. then lion ( for those unfamiliar,lion=ernest) prescribed a vitamin c, and plenty of rest. no vitamin c. only found an apple, and regretted not taking one on a daily basis.now im thinking of my mum's chinese liang cha, which doesn't offer immmediate relief, but a cup of mum;s cha and undisturbed sleep would guarantee a better tomorrow. but i quarrelled with mum. so no cha. or should i sip some ice cold coca cola, which sometimes does do headaches good. a thousand schools of thoughts. i just need one that work now, at this precise moment in time, for this particular uneasiness of mine.you see, when someone wins a million dollar, it is justified with their traits, good or bad. so this season was won by a kind-hearted pair, the next season, if and when some mean ambitious unscrupulous people win, ah they deserve it. and rightly so. this is a reality game mind you. outwin outdo outlast outrun outbid outcraft outcrook oh ok ok enough. get out u are not competent enough.
ah lilylow, you think ur talents on par with the boy next door. we think u;re a genius. ur mexican/ballet/chinese dance teacher might have seen a spark in you. only u stopped dancing. the little boy might have grown up influenced by ur practising piano, and you so started his musical quest. sun yan zi in her fanZs' (i know taiwanese say fanz even when he meant only one singular fanZ - 我是你的fanz!) eyes is so much more than a pale faced stick trying to pull a dark vuluptuous exotica.
talking about lilylow, do you know that lilylow has been displaying her flair for poetry since the early days when i just got to know her. i dug up 2 poems, handwritten and self-composed. written on a circular piece of tracing paper with cloudy-curly edges, here is one:
what color is love?
Love is the color of the water a man lost in the desert finds.
(okok ... this is not original ... i copied this from the GP handout ...)
anyway, juz wanna say
i love you!
love you for who you are,
love you for who you would be.
love you now and forever,
love you for loving me.
love, (signed off)
there is no lacking of creativity, for she drew love with a representative heart symbol. to me, this poem certainly makes more sense the the copied one. just how is finding water love? love of God? the heretic would agree that liqi's love is more compelling than God's love. to the devout christian, we are blasphemous.
oh ike is addicted to kissing. id like to believe that prolonged facial exercise of this sort does shed some facial fats. so some believe that kissing resonably is cardio for the cheeks and chins, others still are stuck to abs buns and thighs. we have all moved on!
fuck at 11:25 PM
Thursday, May 12, 2005
karma says it all...
the race is overa great great finale
for those who don't watch the best reality i recognise...
hmmm u juz missed a great season
winners are: uchenna and joyce (Uchenna a guy)
why they totally deserve a million bucks:
- his woman shaved her head of dreadlocks
- they need the $$ for vitro (or adoption)
- the accumualte the most good karma ,
inclusive of being polite to all teams..they do not bitch,
donate $$ when teams need it,
and most importantly helping meredith and gretchen (meredith a guy) move boats even if in the same competition, not talking bout race worr...they were in the same detour and he helped the old couple!!!
another favourite: Meredith and gretchen
only one reason: average age of 60+
ok two reasons: he loves her dearly she loves him
i swear on my hamsters' virginity....err right now...my accumulation of fabulous karma starts at this point
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,> .
heh LQ u scared of my commas? i think ur tutee will love me
ok see u guys at the budding writer camp, meditate and be prepared to write
we can do it!!
fuck at 12:38 AM
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
evonne hsu hui xin (no, not u yvon)
i was watching an episode of Variety Big Brother...an episode ages ago... anyway it featured evonne hsu...she sang do re mi and going on seventeen from sound of music...wow this girl can really sing... she'll be great doing musicals man... i believe shez doing Snow.Wolf.Lake now? (reminds me of kit chan too... i miss her singing) and she was balleting (i wondered if i wud be as great had i continued with my ballet... but again, i learned piano for a long time too and im only as good as my 6 year old neighbour) simply marvellous. trophy girl. is she with anybody now? i think she'll go great with lee-hom wang...after evonne hsu came stefanie sun... waa i tot she never looked worse. paled in comparison...so much.. she did her stoopid shen2 qi2 indian dance... and i can tell u the mexican dance i did when i was 6 was much better. and livelier.
ballerinawannabelilylowliqi
fuck at 4:11 PM
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
debaucheries of stolen kisses
apart from excessive farts and burps,which i reckon,might the the consequences of excessive addictive kissing;resulting rapid secretions of acid,a plethora of excuses to procrastinate work and ignoring gastronomical pangs.staying in bed proves to be more effective than atkins or the southbeach diet.a highly recommended solution for bikinification.c'est ma vie en rose pour le weekend.
bon anniversaire ma chere cindy.j'ai souhaite que tu as une beau temps.je t'adore.
fuck at 3:16 PM
Friday, May 06, 2005
i think im falling in love.yes. i think im in love.fuck at 3:08 PM
no time to fucke?
since when has fuckeing become unfashionable?hmm, do you agree that female is the second sex? i am kinda convinced, after reading simone de beauvoir, on 20th century french female philosopher. there is nothing sad, angry or celebratory about it. do check it out. alternatively, i can lend you my hard copy of her book excerpts.
oh it was a beautiful day today.
yvon
fuck at 2:35 AM