Friday, June 24, 2005

watch bad day if u're having a bad day

this is a song from daniel powter's album
nice mtv
welcome back!

ah chia at 4:58 PM

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

childhood

"i feel it in my fingers
i feel it in my nose
i dig it out and flick it
and see how far it goes"

fuck at 12:14 AM

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Sunday, June 19, 2005

jus une semaine

tingting

ah haha!i got your text!5mins into my eighty mcqs.tsk tsk.yay!jus une semaine.seven days.oh and tim tams comes in chewy caramel,chilli-choc,tia maria,chocolate truffle,cherry temptation et ceteratoomanytoremember.tell me asap about your bulk purchase figure in soon.aiyo im taking a whole samsonite suitcase of food.

ay my facial hair is so appallingly visible i feel manly.trump scrutinises,looked horrified and offered to buy me an epilator.could be the climate i swear,my moustache feels fury.

angelina jolie proved her fatality,im ashamed staring at her sex-oozing-outta-her-pores bod.i actually paid more attention to her barely a quarter into mr and mrs smith when i should be lusting after good ol’ mr pitt.and yes liqi,aniston definitely lost hands down to your ange la.

my girlfriend,wendy,was mugged on friday.the whole episode had been seemingly emotionally scarring to her.just when you thought you will die of the monotonous regularity of study-sleep-eat-study cycle,shit happens.the mugger (some young punk in tri-colour stripped tee) had been eyeing her movements for some time before he detached the grilled balcony doors,preyed on her laptop,mobiles and her wallet then hid behind the curtains,only to be waiting for her to leave her seat.trump was right about keeping a baseball bat in the house,just in case he says.i think we all should.what is the point of lamenting on what should have been done just then.such audacity!wanting to whack his balls apart,hurl verbal abuse of every other language you are familiar with and cursing his entire extended ancestral eighteen generations.wendy just managed a “hey you!” and the young punk leaped over her balcony and vanished within the dark shadows.to think that i had miso soup at wendy’s, 230am the previous night.but so that night i learnt the emergency number to call: 000 for police.

but anyway,we have men in the house now.men.roy arrived with mich’s barang barang,which includes made in singapore’s “jack and jill” chips.she shi she-ed a barbecue flavour pack for me.at that instant,it feels so much like home,complete with sbs (foreign channel)’s timely screening of early 90s hongkong ghostbusting flick which featured some queer looking multiple eyed gremlins,cheap fancy camera tricks-of-then and lousy swordplays which might have been the inspiration to the idea of light sabers in starwars.aiyah but the aftermath of unnecessary food consumption disgusted me,an approximately 1000 calorie intake and a lingering thang on my fingertips.how frightfully depressing.

you know how ‘msn today’ always pops up with this daily weather/temperature forecast on the top right corner, the perpetually rising figures scares me with the possibility of having my sweat soaking through my undies.i dont want to die drowning in my own perspiration.ahh..i dont wanna feel sticky and fat and undesirable.yucks.

i feel awful having to belate his birthday present.what to buy what to buy?

fuck at 6:15 PM

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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

yu le kuai bao!! kuai bao!

wuuuu~~~ the reknowed small s is now pronounced mama S
happy mama day to her!!!
and happy wedding!!!

ah chia at 11:23 PM

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(Estrogen tsunami) feat (my obsession with Chicago)


the bloody good Cell Block Tango
with the sneeky allergy gone,
Pop
i welcome a new beginning
Six
am currently back from class
Squish
and desperate to hear your voice
Uh uh
but around 20 seconds ago,
Cicero
hung up on you, kiap!
Lipschitz!
***
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had Himself To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would Have done The same!
***
You pop that gum one more time!
yes, im under a turbulence of estrogen
Single my ass.
oh as i speak now.... a huge tide just swept past
Ten times!
and im just saying it as-a-matter-of-factly because im not feeling down
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe
the effects of this tsunami is amusing me as i record it
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
the chairperson of the NAPS might be able to declare me knighted
Artistic differences
a good doctor in practice might prescribe me some pills
I betcha you would have done the same!
but the association says since my case is so severe im around the age of 30-35
wao~
(and a special space for my favourite stanza)
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times...
thou shalt name this entry the chronicles of the unknown hormones

ah chia at 1:42 AM

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Monday, June 13, 2005

Do u have $35 and 24 hrs?

May i present you with theatreworks' absolut competition. FUN. whoever wants to go, make it speedy and send the application. cos its limited to a 100 participants only! and, try to disregard the mathematical fact that total fees amount more to the prize money. well, support the arts, it might support you one day.

http://www.theatreworks.org.sg/singapore/the_writers_lab/05/24hr_playwriting_competition/index.htm

ike! can u make it?

love
yvonne

and, it accepts only cheques or money/postal orders. which means, parents sponsorship. hee



fun event! Posted by Hello

fuck at 11:48 PM

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Sunday, June 12, 2005

gone stale

my dearest lot,

can we have a constructive dynamic something to do together? i feel so monotonous, so trapped by a need to service my life, to keep maintaining relationships. i need to be free from these. maybe a twenty year old yvonne doesnt want a life like this now. it is not what i want. i want to be like what i was, or will be, that being someone better than before.

liqi lets start climbing this sunday. we go climbasia. have u been there? i'll ask xiaojun. can people without level one climb? xinyi u want to climb? xinyi please go get ur climbing cert. courses at on this month at safra. just in our neighbourhood!

yoga! there is a free trial at yogaaffinity for new students. www.yogaffinity.com. they practise bikram yoga, that is basically yoga, but done in a heated room. i believe this is the type of yoga for me. and for you too, if you feel cold and stiff in a normal studio. and half of my pay shall go to this class. who is interested to go to the free class with me?

ok that was a little advertisement. my temper has worsen i feel. this is not me. i feel like severing sth. not hair. oh help me! i have become impatient, practical, bad tempered - translate it to the power language of the coporate world, i want to accomplish things fast, efficient and i am merciless to anyone who or anything that dosent match up.

in the end, after all my dreams of achieveing success, i think i might do better forgetting all that i had learnt recently, time time time! im talking time all the time. i tell people i need time away, i live my life around the clock, time to eat, time to sleep, time to meet, time to call. deadlines to be met , phonecalls to be returned within half an hour, emails to be replied within a day. i despised time. now i am enslaved to it. so in the end, i might be happier, and truer, if i return to my who cares if its but an airy floating rootless ideal of living a life of art and love and friends and this and that i so enjoy.

the last time i really star gazed moon gazed cloud gazed was i think a year ago.

the last time i had time alone for the good of being alone was 3/4 a year ago.

why learn from other's peoples way of life. when we know what we really want.

ahhhhh people people i am crying for company. meet me after work. we can gym. we can dine. we can drink. we can club, we can yoga, we can write, we can work. i need to have a dynamic life.

fuck at 5:08 PM

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Saturday, June 11, 2005

yvon
no, free passes i think not.
but if u r an NTUC-income policy holder this june holiday special price of $3.50. otherwise with student concession pass itz $8, adult price i think itz $12. this coming week mon thru sat im on morning shift. if u all wanna come, come later in the week, let me familiarize with the snow chamber first. and im actually one of the oldest part time stuff around. the rest have an average age of 16.5(!)

yes, climb i want to.

coraline, have i ever told u? i did not finish. i think i stopped at the part about something having buttons for eyes.
but i have read the day i swapped my dad for two goldfish....

cindy
get well, i think some parasite is growing on ur skin. did u step on cat shit?

ike
oh american LOST is definitely better than the australian one u were talking about. there was a part that freaked me out. gives me goosebumps everytime i relate it.

winnie
r u back?

pk
r u paid yet for ur work?

snowlily

fuck at 10:59 PM

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not bikinified,yet aussified

im aussified!
3months ago,i was haggling at aussies for obstructing escalators/travellators' pathway.rush hour at 1630h,aussies could still afford time for their dogs,cars,parties,gardens and whathaveyous.
yesterday,i was 'cuse-me-ed becuase i was an obstruction to a hurried balding asian.

but how could i have been aussified when the people i hang out with comprises of an ah beng,a gu-wa-zai-wannabe,a singapore default(she),an aussified taiwanese who has absolute qualities of a singaporean,a hongki who holds a singapore passport,a couple of prcs(oprah and crystal) and yah-dah yah-dah?

aiyah,maybe im really aussified.all aussie women/teenage girls have belly pooches.while my initial plan was to bikinify,my belly pooch became rather outstanding now i resort to getting "New Super Strength MAX Dietary FAT BLASTER".sure to shock my folks and you in more ways than one.

ting,tim tam has a new flavour-chilli and chocolate.haha you wanna try?sounds hmm,quite wrong,or try checking out at cold storage before i bulk puchase the tim tams.

remember the yishun man in our neighbourhood?debbie (man's housemate) was telling me about the toowong man who lives by the roadside in heaps of garbage,like some dumping ground,24/7 for 365 days for the past godknowswhen.
subconciously,i think im missing home already.i missed my own dump.

fuck at 3:21 PM

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Thursday, June 09, 2005

a few thingsand trifles

hello my dearest lot

i decided its time to step outta the obscurity of comments boxes into the open main page. general updates:

1. im starting work on monday.
2. im upset that i will have to join the office men and ladies, and commute between tanjong pagar and yishun station on public every weekday, for a pay-hourly job.
3. im upset that i have to do this, because i want money.
4. im upset that i have fallen into markerters traps, to be enslaved to the great ploy of the sale.
5. im upset about not being new age enough to cast off the chains of material desires, and sit by the soothing churn of my mum's washing machine to meditate in the moonlight.
6. im upset that i am aspiring towards an holistic lifestyle, yet only finding myself land a job that will take my days and chi away.
7. im upset that yoga costs dear.
8. im upset that americans have taken over yoga from the indians, and sold it the american way.
9. im upset that my choice of lifestyle is criticised and regarded as idle, stagnant and unrealistic.
10. im deeply upset that i find myself becoming a very practical person. Realistic, thats the way i ought to be, so they say.

Nothing comes easy, my lion says. Its comforting to hear it from someone close, and i willingly sink into agreement. But, sometimes, i do suspect that it was agreeable cos there was someone to hug. Life is hard, the easy way for relieve is to depend on people around us to make it better. Doesnt it stink? Oh, at least, at most, we still have one another.

ok that was a ramble on.
here are the dedications:

dearest aussiefied ike,

please get me every sort of timtam that is available in the supermarts of your world. if u feel that they are really good for money, buy more classic darks for me. but timtams, ive been rationing them. you know the evil of the dark ones when u pedal so sweat-oozing-outta-the-pores-ly hard in the gym and the digits on the calorie burnt counter never seem to match that on the timtam wrapper.

and remember to buy some for urself, and ur loved ones. spread the love, i can volunteer to give out warning labels.

and u quick come back la.

and u do well for exams too.


dearest chia,

for speedier recovery, i am going to make healthy snacks for you. look out!


dearest sim,

u would prob read this so many days later, but may i praise your excellent cds. which have been comfort to my ears.


dearest liqi,

it must be hard for you baring yourself to the elements for money. lets go to snow city and visit her. free passes?

we should go climbing.to save money we can climb in skool.

and remember coraline i let u read? neil gaiman is coming to singapore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay! yelp! yippie! who is interested to go to his signing with me? www.neilgaiman.com he's my god, like jielun is ike's.


dearest pohkwan who reads this blog,

why not write sth here?


yvon, dearest

ticktockticktockticktockticktock. nanannanananananannanna. like xinyi, i love gwen. ba-ya na ya na ya na!

fuck at 10:52 PM

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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

for chia

And so it is
Just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time
And so it is
The shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

And so it is
Just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time
And so it is
The colder water
The blower's daughter
The pupil in denial

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

Did I say that I loathe you?
Did I say that I want to
Leave it all behind?

I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind...
My mind...my mind...
'Til I find somebody new

-The Blower's Daughter (Damien Rice)-

i saw the first verse on your blog.man first sent me this song 1month ago and i fell in love with this song.nice.
listen to dishwalla's candleburn.another of my favourite.

fuck at 1:47 AM

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" mooooo..." says ah chia. Posted by Hello

ah chia at 1:00 AM

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Tuesday, June 07, 2005

my friends,lovers,countrymen!

did chia miss me? so badly that she was angry cos "there's no news,not a single report 'cept her boozing and pot-ting."?

dearest lover,i missed you so badly.please forgive me for my merry making days.i have so much to say i dont know where to start.laptop crashed,i cant give you a pictorial illustration of brissie's xiongdi jiemeis.i have papers one week from now and man is cross.i think he feels that im always behaving like a spoilt brat,that he has to give in to me all the time.anyways,how did you get yourself acquainted to the ice maiden ah?and those stylists and studio pics.what is going on?part-time modelling?

i watched "the magdalene sisters" a few days ago.remember i was harping on it when it first screened on the theatres?its frightfully disturbing but you have to watch to witness the controversy.good heavy material.

and apparently pk has been reading fucke huh haha.oh pk,i never knew cantonese songs can be this nice.and i mean really nice.

sim, i received your text on btchina.com.haha though im missing out on my kangxi,i caught a few episodes of guess3 which mich downloaded haha and did you know even mediacorp's production can be downloaded.mich crammed "beautiful illusion";the schizophrenic fann and ex-loverboy thomas ong's drama in barely a week.tsk did you watch?was it cliche?

ting,i dont know which variety of timtams you want.cherry?mint?original?chocolat noir ou tu dois choisir.

lily,the aftermath of your mud mask......

fuck at 9:38 PM

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Friday, June 03, 2005

a sudden gale of allergy

i am the cow with a beige hide and red....RED...prints
i am the cloud that we all used to look up at
we once competed to see who can imagine most out of the clouds
now it's all on me.

i am itching but i refuse to scratch
i am suffering but i refuse to wail
i will wait patiently for this quasi-mightmare to end
when it does, i will go do a patch test

to rid myself of this sudden breez

ah chia at 6:25 PM

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tell me more,tell me more!

what about small s getting married?i havent heard!who,why where,how?

fuck at 3:27 AM

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Thursday, June 02, 2005

oh dear friends im swelling like a pig

i had a food allergy today
possibly panadol overdose, but my last panadol intake was saturday

so story began on monday where my hands started swelling and i tot i was too sensitive
red patches and itch came tuesday night
oh my god those CELLULITE looking swells!!! my goodness food allergy is the last pretty thing to get
to add to the misery, they itch
from the inside, so i wasn't as freaked out cause i knew it wasn't some bed bug or rash
the doctor prescribed some anti-stermin

so my body looked less of a 3D world map now, it's just 2D...

ah chia at 12:32 AM

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