Friday, April 17, 2009

sms-a-menu service

my mom texts the shortest and sweetest text messages because:

tuesday, 16:11
u eating? papa buying toa payoh kway teow

wednesday, 16:02
u eating? rice and soup

friday, 19:41
eating? fried bee hoon

sunday, 08:15
eat what? 293 (refering to blk 293 kopitiam)

that's like one-liner dinner menu. or somewhat like a sms menu service, simply send [yes] / [no] to 'home'.

haha, my mom's such a genius!

fuck at 12:21 AM

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Monday, March 09, 2009

Hah ha, Merlion to Unicorn

NUS Prof makes a light pun on our Poor Poor boy

ah chia at 9:08 PM

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

when you thought no one reads this

i finally found the source of her anger.

anger is too strong a word, how about jealousy?

fuck at 1:32 AM

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Saturday, October 04, 2008

Not the most interesting update after sucha long time...

but I saw a manicurist at SNAILS Wheelock who looks exactly like Low Liqi. (cept that the woman had long hair)

ah chia at 2:00 AM

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

day one - you've been fucke(d)

oh hello loves (:

i wanted to write this at work. but in my precarious position - work station back-facing my manager, i've been advised not to. it's very bad fengshui.

today. day one - a whole lot of corporate phoniness. phony smiles, phony name cards with fancy phony titles. i sound like holden caulfied (in my last few chapters of catcher in the rye) reveling in the oddness of everything big and crazy. i enjoyed watching my colleagues' stunned reactions with amusement when i said about having a 'kind boss'. they must think my honeymoon days are numbered.

even if work should consume me, i imagine mastering the art of cc and bcc must be scrupulously fun. crafting an aggressive mail must be unscrupulously fun too. one of my tchs alumnus director wore a crap tee, khaki berms (think: tchs shorts) havis to work (like cargo-mover!) , constantly hounding me to hound a client. how can i possibly call a person once every 15mins? that's almost psychotic.

anyway, this is day one. i rode in my boss's fast and selfish car. interesting, interesting.

laters!

fuck at 12:38 AM

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Monday, March 03, 2008

Caught this on Danish TV. Liking it.


ah chia at 5:24 PM

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Friday, February 29, 2008

ah chia at 10:59 AM

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